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All the news unfit to print for Saturday, July 12, 2008

OR.. the world needs a Thank You

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It's Saturday Night: I think the world needs this tonight


Just for fun. Sing along.
Forget war.. and just be happy with Numa Numa.

Or maybe Yoda doing Numa Numa?

Or a storm trooper..

Or even Puss in boots!

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How much will the DARK KNIGHT make?

Intrigue online tonight as many showings for BATMAN THE DARK KNIGHT are already sold out--days before the movie even premiers! Two weeks ago, theaters began selling out.. most are offering 12:01am showings on Friday .. the opening day of the most anticipated movie of the year. Inside box office experts are expecting a gigantic weekend for the movie.. Topping $100 million obviously predictable. Some online have even asserted that the DARK KNIGHT opener may top--hold your breath--$200 mil.. Theaters have already been adding 3am and 6am shows by demand.. I have my tickets. The theater will be packed. ..But $200 mil? We'll see about that.

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TIME MAG REVIEWS DARK KNIGHT

Tidal waves of reviews keep flowing in for DARK KNIGHT.. Latest TIME mag..

TIME worries about the violence, writing,
"The mayhem and torture wreaked here, by saint or scum, are so vivid and persistent that it's a wonder, and a puzzle, why The Dark Knight snagged a PG-13 rating. (Don't take your 9-year-old son unless you think he'd enjoy seeing a kid just like him tremble in fear while a gun is held to his head by a previously sympathetic character.) But kids would have trouble following the movie, let alone understanding it. For teens and adults, it's a strap-yourselves-in trip, handsome and assured as only a big-budget picture can be. (Part of it was shot in the IMAX process, which lends the action scenes a startling clarity and depth.) And for reassurance, Nolan brings back old friends from Batman Begins: Michael Caine as Bruce's butler Alfred and Morgan Freeman as Fox, who takes care of Bruce's toys"


Others news worth looking at

Some other events from the random world this Saturday morning: Location where JAWS was filmed now the home of shark sighting: Great White sight closes two beaches in Massachusetts.. Shark found in Australian pool! Off color jokes cause controversy at Obama event: Bernie Mac joked about menopause, sexual infidelity and promiscuity, and used occasional crude language.. NEWSWEEK mag hit: "Glow fading?" article on Obama .. Obama now up by only three points in head to head matchup against McCain.. weeks ago it was near 15.. Dog meat off the menu in Beijing--at least for the Olympics.. According to official Chinese propaganda: Waiters and waitresses should "patiently" suggest other options to diners who order dog.. It's Miley: Screaming fans, paparazzi, teenagers, and cops all out in force for filming.. Priest charged with sexual attack on young woman on airplane..

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Pat Leahy in DARK KNIGHT

I completely forgot that Senator Patrick Leahy--lifelong BATMAN film--appears in a cameo in the DARK KNIGHT..



Leahy had a humorous comment on his appearance: When asked if he visioned the Joker as Dick Cheney, Leahy said, "No, I wasn't visualizing Dick Cheney. They can't use that dialogue in a PG-13 movie."

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Little old librarian gets booted from McCain event

What did 61-year-old Carol Kreck do? She held a sign that said "McCain=Bush".

The protest sign aided in her ouster. McCain's campaign spotted her and had her removed from event in Denver. The video already seen around the world via You Tube. And now Kreck is blogging online about the incident via the Huffington Post. It's going to be quite a year..

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The eye in the ocean

She's still out there.. not threatening mainland USA, but instead a threat to Bermuda. The island nation issued a storm watch for the hurricane..

Bertha has lost some steam, Bermuda has a tropical storm watch instead of hurricane watch. One tourist interviewed by the Associated Press joked that he is happy on the island during the storm as long as his hotel has a minibar.

Forecasters say that the storm strength may flucuate over the next few days..

IMAGE SOURCE: AP Photo/NOAA

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DARK KNIGHT LIGHT

I am going to be completely unbiased in my reporting of the amount of money DARK KNIGHT makes at the box office. I will be pretty unbiased when it comes to reporting on Oscar possibilities for players in the film.. I will be a little unbiased when posting reviews from sources for the film. I will be completely biased when expressing my interest and love for this film. It's not even out yet, I haven't seen it besides pirated 5 minutes online that have quickly been deleted from various sources, but I feel like already giving it four stars. I have anticipated this movie for months, if not years. I have anticipated a movie finally laying to rest the images of Cesar Romero as the Joker .. images of his moustache being seen through white makeup. Images of a Joker that were so happy and opposite to what the comic book idea of the Joker was. As great as Jack Nicholson was in the truly excellent Tim Burton version of BATMAN, it was not Ledger's performance. Heath Ledger, apparently, is sticking to the notion that the Joker really isn't funny, especially when he's busy trying to blow up hospitals and have no mercy on anyone. The DARK KNIGHT really isn't going to be a kids movie, though I do see the Bale BATMAN and Ledger JOKER figures for sale at toy stories. But kids will see it. With parents. And all will be blown away by the performances of everyone in this film.. The other villain in this film, Harvey Dent, will explode from the "white knight" of Gotham City into Two Face. . . But Two Face will have to wait. Right now, it's the Joker's turn. And goodbye to the images of Cesar as the clown prince of crime.

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AP reviews DARK KNIGHT

Reviews continue to come in for the most anticipated movie of the summer, if not the year, the DARK KNIGHT.

The movie continues to be heralded as unbelievable from more than a few sources, most recently being reviewed by the AP--which on the wires will now be read around the world.

The AP review titled "Review: `Dark Knight' nearly lives up to the hype" reads:
"It's difficult to separate the movie from its mystique. Even under ordinary circumstances, "The Dark Knight" would have been one of the most hotly awaited movies of the summer blockbuster season. The loss of Heath Ledger to an accidental prescription-drug overdose in January has amplified the buzz around the film — and his crazed performance as the Joker — to extraordinary levels. Nothing could possibly satisfy that kind of expectation. "The Dark Knight" comes pretty close."

The AP goes on:
"Christopher Nolan's film is indeed an epic that will leave you staggering from the theater, stunned by its scope and complexity. It's also, thankfully, a vast improvement over his self-serious origin story, 2005's "Batman Begins."

Many people have spoken about Heath Ledger's performance.. Possible Oscar performance. The AP reviews,
"Nolan was wise enough, however, to give Ledger plenty of room to shine — albeit in the actor's indelibly perverse, twisted way. There's nothing cartoony about his Joker. Ledger wrested the role from previous performers Cesar Romero and Jack Nicholson and reinvented it completely. Yes, he's funny, wringing laughs from both clever one-liners and maniacally grand schemes. He can be playful, finding unexpected avenues into the character: "You complete me," he purrs to Batman, mockingly borrowing Tom Cruise's classic line from "Jerry Maguire" and dashing all possibilities for the Caped One's imminent retirement. But because there's no logic behind his mayhem, he's also truly terrifying. The terror he inflicts on Gotham is meticulously planned (the opening bank heist, shot with IMAX cameras, is a marvel of timing) and yet his sole inspiration is to create chaos, then watch the city squirm and burn

The AP ends their review with three stars for DARK KNIGHT, out of four..

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TONY SNOW DEAD

More on developing story..

FOX NEWS reports..

Snow dead at the age of 53--the former White House press secretary, died of colon cancer. Survived by wife and three children..

Snow said in 2007, "Not everybody will survive cancer, but on the other hand, you have got to realize you've got the gift of life, so make the most of it. That is my view, and I'm going to make the most of my time with you."

Snow did make the most of it. Gone at 53 years young.

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FORMER WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY DEAD


All the news unfit to print for Friday, July 11, 2008

MONEY SHOT: INDYMAC BANK SEIZED BY FEDERAL REGULATORS!


NEW WORRIES OVER FANNIE MAE AND FREDDIE MAC


Rescue us? Congress passes mortgage reform bill..

Fannie and Freddie plunged today on the Stock Market..

The New York TIMES story that started it all..


Obama/GOP?

New rumors fueling speculation that Obama may choose Republican for his vice presidential slot..


Must see.. other faked photos of Iran missile test

Web users around the globe already having fun with news that the images of Iranian missile launch were faked..


The Photoshop Missile Test?

Experts explain how it appears Iran faked missile test photos.. Drudge Report tonight going further, saying that the New York TIMES is ready to report that not only were the missile test photos faked but that the missiles were not able to reach Israel.. Drudge writes tonight: "It was an older missile that was out of production, newsroom sources tell DRUDGE. And a video showing what appeared to be many missiles being fired -- is actually one missile, filmed from different angles! NYT's Bill Broad is planning to quote military insiders" One thing not faked today that most wish would have been: Oil prices. Record high prices again, this time $147 a barrel. $150 here we come..?


Forgetting about life for a while

Last night, Billy Joel played to thousands of people in Hershey Park, Pennsylvania, starting with the song Miami 2017 and ended with the Piano Man.. And in the middle, song after song of hits from yesterday being re-played to help the capacity crowd forget about life for a while. Billy Joel played in Hershey--for the last time? It was one of the most amazing concerts I have ever seen--this fact confirmed by some other friends throughout the stadium that conferred with me by phone--people that saw many more concerts than me..

Joel began the show with a joke about his gray hair, wrinkles, and bald top: "I'm Billy's dad," he said, "Billy couldn't make it tonight." Showing his comedic skills in between sets, Joel held up a little white bottle and explained "this throat spray keeps your vocal chords wet or something. I saw the Backstreet Boys use it once." The cooler than normal summer night concert ended near midnight. And as it did, life slowly came back. Only delayed for a while with the words of wisdom of three decades worth of lessons in songs that Billy Joel had to offer. Governor Ed Rendell watched the show from stage front, too. He even bounced a beach ball. And the good news: Only 36 people were arrested during the Hershey concert. Captain Jack, indeed.


.."UH OH"??

While war may occur between the United States and Iran, CNN's Bill Mitchell took time out of his day to make a cartoon to joke about it.. The Latest cartoon to appear on CNN features the stock image of Iranian missiles with whimsical jokes about each one of them.. While cartoons such as "Osama bin Grillin" appeared on the 4th of July, it's the Iran cartoon appearing now that seems to have generated the most emails of offense to the Schmuckraker.. The title of this week's cartoon: "Uh oh" .. War. That's funny stuff.


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Those faked photos, Billy Joel .. and much more

A few days since a good update here. It's been busy. It's been real. And unreal..

Saw Billy Joel last night in Hershey, PA .. one of the greatest shows of all time. More on that coming.. Along with Iran scaring the pants off of everyone with faked photos of missiles..

More on its way.


All the news unfit to print for Wednesday, July 9, 2008

He wants to cut his whats off!??


REUTERS PHOTO

So, apparently Jesse Jackson wants to slice off Barack Obama's testicles. Controversy erupted after an off-air but recorded comment made it online and quickly around the world.. The day started with war games being played in Iran, and ends with Jesse Jackson talking about Barack Obama when he thinks the mic was off. The beauty of life is that it can offer so many fears, tears, and head scratches in one day.



Now it's hot peppers!!


It's a whole new day

The government has a lot more authority tonight to watch and listen to Americans.. The Senate gave the White House what it wanted today with a vote to shield phone companies from lawsuits .. The vote was 69 to 28 -- Obama was one of the people that voted to extend the government's wiretapping powers today, reversing his opinion on the matter a month ago..


IRAN'S DRY RUN

Iran test fired missiles today in the Middle East. The world awoke today to the news that these military exercises were apart of war games.. the range of the missiles Iran launched can easily strike Israel--which woke up the world to the dangers that these events could potentially bring.

The United States confirmed that 9 missiles were launched during the war games today. The range and distance of the missile launch shows they could strike anywhere and everywhere in Israel..

The Tehran decision has already increased oil prices


It's never too later to say sorry ... except maybe this time

JonBenet Ramsay was killed in 1996 when she was 6 years old..

Since then, allegations have been constant. The dad.. the brother .. the mom.. All were guilty, some were guilty. Either way, they just looked .. guilty.

Patsy Ramsay died in 2006 of ovarian cancer at the age of 49 .. pretty young. Most likely the years cut even shorter with the stress over losing a daughter, and being accused by everyone of beating her. .killing her.

But today, 12 years later, prosecutors said they were "deeply sorry" as they released information that DNA tests cleared everyone in the family of the murder.

Even the deceased Patsy.

"To the extent that we may have contributed in any way to the public perception that you might have been involved in this crime, I am deeply sorry," Boulder County District Attorney Mary Lacy wrote in a letter to John Ramsey. "No innocent person should have to endure such an extensive trial in the court of public opinion."

Hopefully, Patsy can read the letter from beyond the grave. And finally maybe rest in peace.


When everything is going well...

A car battery dies. Why is life the way life is?

Are we really even here.

Sometimes I wish we weren't. Maybe we are just atoms floating in a bottle of olive oil. Hopefully extra virgin. With no car batteries, too, preferred.


All the news unfit to print for Tuesday, July 8, 2008

So you thought you had it bad?

Try working on a cell phone tower.

Apparently it's the most dangerous job in the world..

Now.. about those towers...


All the news unfit to print for Monday, July 7, 2008

HOW BIG, BERTHA?

She's a hurricane!


All the news unfit to print for Sunday, July 6, 2008



HELLO, BERTHA


THE SUNDAY MORNING SIDEWALK: AMERICA'S BIRTHDAY EDITION

I'm just getting over that AP article about why we should give up.. but I think I have enough energy to offer up a few random rakings from around the world .. the Sunday Morning Sidewalk, 232rd American birthday edition, for your FTPed pleasure.. George W. Bush continues to defend his decision to attend opening ceremony of Olympic games in China.. AP Photo/Xinhua/Fan Changguo Speaking of China, soldiers on Segways demonstrating their skills in a photo of an anti-terrorist drill released by the Chinese government.. Batwrap: LA TIMES on Christopher Nolan's dark view of the DARK KNIGHT in new BATMAN film .. Entertainment Weekly on Heath Ledger's last and quite possibly best role as the Joker.. Heath Ledger's family attends DARK KNIGHT premiere.. Former Senator Jesse Helms dead.. Andrew Sullivan on Helms' death.. The next war coming? Iran says it has no plans to stop uranium enrichment.. Disgusting: Human-pig embryo given go ahead! Oink. Mattel Toys surpasses General Motors in market!

Weird wrap:
Some odd stuff making headlines around the world. Totally real. I guess.

Crazy Romanian story part 18: Doctor ordered to pay for mistake..he cut off man's penis by accident..

Disgusting: Man admits to court that he downloads octopus porn

Man rips off Adolf Hitler's head in Berlin

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Get out the razor blades, part 2: AP tells us why we shouldn't celebrate America's birthday

The Associated Press, again, is reminding everyone everywhere that it's time to throw in the towel, give up, and plunge yourself off the nearest cliff .. or highest building.. or leap in front of the fastest train. Anything to get out of this thing called life in America. Back in June, the AP wrote an article properly titled "Everything Seemingly Is Spinning out of Control".. It was a nice little summation of why life was hopeless. I thought they were done. But apparently the most respected press agency in history was just getting started. That's right, they're at it again, this time taking it up a notch: The new headline being read around the nation in newspapers this morning, "Americans' unhappy birthday: 'Too much wrong'.. My local paper featured the story on the front page, accompanied by an AP chosen photo of an unnamed man at the stock exchange with his head sadly bent down into his hands.. sinking away just like apparently the United States itself is. The lengthy AP story written by PAULINE ARRILLAGA reads,
"But then talk turns to the state of the Union, and the Optimists become decidedly bleak. They use words such as "terrified," "disgusted" and "scary" to describe what one calls "this mess" we Americans find ourselves in. Then comes the list of problems constituting the mess: a protracted war, $4-a-gallon gas, soaring food prices, uncertainty about jobs, an erratic stock market, a tougher housing market, and so on and so forth.
Terrified! Disgusted! I get terrified when I fill my gas tank and disgusted when I go to the grocery store. Razor blade time yet? Just a moment..
"The nation's psyche is battered and bruised, the sense of pessimism palpable. Young or old, Republican or Democrat, economically stable or struggling, Americans are questioning where they are and where they are going. And they wonder who or what might ride to their rescue"

A palpable pessimism. Oddly enough not for me this past weekend. People around me seemed generally happy. They even looked forward to seeing fireworks. They were struggling. One person has his own trucking company, and diesel prices make him sick, but I don't think he has his razor blades out yet! You're gonna have to do better than that, AP!
"..the Rev. Dumas Harshaw Jr., has noticed some new faces in his pews as troubles deepen. He senses that more Americans are "in a wilderness, psychologically and spiritually," and "are trying to find grounding." As Harshaw tells his congregation, we Americans are in a "season of testing." ...As she says this, the other Optimists nod in agreement. Then their president, Susan Kruse, begins reciting one of the 10 tenets of the "Optimist Creed," and the others soon join in, their smiles returning. "Forget the mistakes of the past," they chime in unison, "and press on to the greater achievements of the future." In the end, that's what the Optimists do. They get their troubles off their chests, debate possible solutions — and then move on to doing what they can to make some positive changes in their communities, and in their own lives. A birthday lesson for all Americans, perhaps."
Perhaps that's true, AP, a final lesson for us all that we can learn from the optimists. Hate to promote myself, and all that, but just yesterday I a brief posting called "the Flag is Still there".. I did the AP thing, a summation of all that's bad but a reminder of all that's good and how we've even been worse. I wrote
"In 1865 the ragged flag was almost torn in half, saw a president get shot, and watched decades more of racial intolerance and hate crimes that continues in some ways still today. In 1941, the ragged flag watched America be attacked by another country..it withstood the attack and watched America rally around it.. In 1973, it watched a president tear the Constitution into pieces. It bounced back. In 1993, it watched an American building be attacked withstand the barrage. In 2001, it saw the same building fall. And through tears, that feeling of pride in the tattered flag roared on."
Associated Press, as much as you appear to want me to get my razor blades out, not just yet. America is 232 years young. And it's good to be depressed now and then, anyway. The rainbow after the storm will look ever more beautiful..





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