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All the news unfit to print for Saturday, March 8, 2008

Lisa Marie Presley pregnant--but not happy about announcing it..Myspace message..

Presley wanted to keep it private, until the media got latched on to photos of her looking heavier..

Spring break 08: With violence south of the border..
$200 barrel oil on its way!?

Oil prices may be economy's undoing..
Bush vetoes bill banning waterboarding..
Another meat worker gets sick with neurological condition..

Tabloids continue reporting Larry Sinclair story..

The blizzard of 2008..

Snow buries parts of Ohio..
Spring ahead tonight .. Lost sleep for tomorrow..
Slaughterhouse worker from jail: I was taught to use forklift on downer cattle..
...Your brain on Krispy Kremes..
Several state government agencies now receiving 'hitman' email hoax..
AP: Men who do housework 'get more sex'..
Dildos to go on sale in state-run Swedish pharmacies..

MAJOR TABLOID LATCH ON TO LARRY SINCLAIR/OBAMA GAY SEX SCANDAL ALLEGATIONS.. Though he failed his polygraph administered by WhiteHouse.com, Larry Sinclair's story continues to heat up on tabloid shelves across America.. Two more tabloids running wild with cover page allegations this weekend.. So far, the allegations have gone wild online, and on You Tube.. But with Sinclair's flunked lie detector test, it's up to the tabloids to keep running with it.. And they are

Even more startling in the world of the National ENQUIRER: Britney aborts her baby? I will have to get to my grocery store quick..

Obama-back: Wins in Wyoming

$200 barrel oil on its way!?
Video: McCain loses temper with New York TIMES reporter.. Video: John Stewart on the McCain/Bush event..
"3am ad" was stock footage of girl--someone now supporting Obama!
Weekend movies: 10,000 B.C. (Warner Bros.) / 3,410 College Road Trip (Buena Vista) / 2,706 The Bank Job (Lionsgate) / 1,603 Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day (Focus Features) / 535
Clintonzilla! Obama aide resigns after calling Hillary Clinton a 'monster'.. But what about the person from Clinton team that called Obama Ken Starr? What about a double standard? NEWSWEEK mag: Tie between them.. Clinton continues to talk about unity ticket.. But of course she would be on top.. Must watch video:Tucker Carlson slams SCOTSMAN paper over monster comment..

The blizzard of 2008..

Spring ahead tonight .. Lost sleep for tomorrow..
Slaughterhouse worker from jail: I was taught to use forklift on downer cattle..

Next scandal?: Safety and sewage based fertilizer questioned..
...Your brain on Krispy Kremes..
Several state government agencies now receiving 'hitman' email hoax..
Ron Paul: The end of his Revolution? Or is it..? History: Schmuckraker coverage of Ron Paul.. *I still thought he was going to do better than this..
Bush planning on a veto of waterboarding bill--a bill which bans that form of interrogation..
AP: Men who do housework 'get more sex'..
Lisa Marie Presley pregnant--but not happy about announcing it.. Presley wanted to keep it private, until the media got latched on to photos of her looking heavier..
Dildos to go on sale in state-run Swedish pharmacies..

Email threatens to spare your life for a price

According to a source to the Schmuckraker, a new internet scam crowding emails has now filtered into several state and federal email accounts.

MORE: An internet scam making people fear across the nation: People are receiving emails stating that they area going to be killed--unless they pay off the 'hitman' that sent the email..

Now, however, several government agency employees across several states are receiving the email, with at least one state agency telling its employees to report the threats to a cyber security team set up to battle this, and other, potential email and internet scams ..

Authorities have been notified in many instances across the country, now most notably by state agencies that have employees receiving the bribe.

Several of the emails originally asked for $50,000 .. however, the 'hitman' has since increased the price: $80,000 is now being asked for a spared life.

The brave new world of the internet .. type softy and carry a big virus protector!

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3AM AD THAT MAY HAVE HELPED CLINTON TOPPLE OBAMA IN OHIO: STOCK FOOTAGE OF GIRL NOW SUPPORTING OBAMA! We've all been subjected to the tacky video for weeks now. Though tacky, it appears that it was successful in implementation.. Hillary Clinton took three out of four states last week, Super Tuesday 2. But new found controversy is arising across the net world, and now news world: KING 5 from Washington reporting that Brady Knowles was shocked when she saw the red phone ad on the DAILY SHOW. The footage, purchased by the Clinton campaign, is stock footage of Knowles from eight years ago.. Knowles, now, is an avid watcher of politics and strongly supports Barack Obama..During her interview on KING 5, she even hinted that perhaps she can help Obama by appearing with him in a new ad.. Perhaps "Obama girl" should move over.. we have someone else willing and ready to help. Oh.. that monster strikes again.

All the news unfit to print for Tuesday, March 4, 2008

COMPLETE TEXAS RESULTS..

The bellwether state results

"You know what they say, as Ohio goes so goes the nation. Well, this nation is coming back and so is this campaign".. Clinton, losing in states and delegates, said she is going "all the way" ..

NEXT MATCH-UP: TEXAS

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SHE DOES!
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CLINTON PROJECTED TO WIN OHIO..

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DID SHE?

ABC NEWS blotter posts audio of Obama-interrupted Clinton conference call..

DID SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE HURT OBAMA?

CAUTION AND OPTIMISM: OBAMA LEADS IN TEXAS, HILLARY LEADS IN OHIO

CLINTON TAKES RHODE ISLAND..

MCCAIN MAKES VICTORY SPEECH CONTROVERSY DEVELOPING OVER TEXAS.. HILLARY CLINTON CALLS CONFERENCE CALL TOGETHER . . . OBAMA ATTORNEY HIJACKS CALL!

1191: 20TH CENTURY MEETS THE NEW WORLD: JOHN MCCAIN OVER THE TOP WITH TEXAS PRIMARY

IT MAY HAVE WORKED IN OHIO!

Exit polls: Clinton won 55 percent of those voters who made up their minds in the last three days, according to exit polls being reported from NBC news..

The 3am ad working its negative magic?

MSNBC REPORTING: CONFETTI READY TO FALL OVER HILLARY CLINTON CAMP TONIGHT.. FOX NEWS REPORT: OBAMA CAMP BECOMING HAPPY ABOUT OHIO..

Who will it be!? POLLS STAY OPEN IN PARTS OF OHIO .. HEAVY TURNOUT..

POLL PROBLEMS?

Clinton and Obama camps arguing late tonight over "reports of irregularities and inappropriate behavior by Sen. Obama’s campaign across the state" (according to Clinton campaign..

THOSE INTERESTING WEATHER MODELS While the nation watches election results from four states, intrigue inside weather circles tonight.. Late storm projection models putting storm along the East Coast for the weekend.. Accuweather hinting at Nor'easter potential.. NOAA and Weather Channel still saying rain most likely..

OHIO CLOSED .. CLOSER THAN EXPECTED

AND SO GOES THE PRIMARY.. 7:30 IN OHIO.. POLLS CLOSED.. TOO CLOSE TO CALL.. JOHN MCCAIN, HOWEVER, WINS THE STATE.. GETS EVEN CLOSER TO HIS GOAL THIS EVENING OF LOCKING UP THE REPUBLICAN NOMINATION

Ohio set to close: Can she pull off an upset?

JOHN MCCAIN AND BARACK OBAMA WIN FIRST RESULT OF THE NIGHT: VERMONT
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FIRST EXIT POLLS BEING LEAKED ACROSS THE NET: 1 POINT DIFFERENCE IN TEXAS; TWO POINT DIFFERENCE IN OHIO..

Will we know the winner tonight?...

AND THE WINNER IS.....

CLINTON CAMP PUTTING OUT THE WORD: WE HAVE A CHANCE.. OBAMA CAMP: THEY CAN'T GET MORE DELEGATES.. The battle lines have been drawn.. All the while, tonight may be the night that John McCain closes the deal..

THE CHANGE FACTOR .. OVER THE EXPERIENCE FACTOR..

We know who that helped before..

Did the last minute Hillary scare ads fail?

DEVELOPING .. EXTREMELY CLOSE ELECTION NIGHT SHAPING UP IN TEXAS AND OHIO ..

EARLY EXIT POLL RESULTS BEING REPORTED ONLINE SHOW DEADLOCK .. OBAMA WINS VERMONT..

CHANGE OVER EXPERIENCE..

RHODE ISLAND ALSO SHOWS SIGN OF CLOSE RESULTS..

Election results... tonight..

All the news unfit to print for Monday, March 3, 2008

REUTERS PHOTO DOCUMENTARY: MICK JAGGER ESCAPED HELLS ANGELS MURDER PLOT IN 1969

Latest polls from Texas and Ohio show dead heat in Democratic race for President.. Obama vs Hillary too close to call based on latest ZOGBY numbers.. Meanwhile.. Some within the McCain camp expect the Senator to lock up the delegate count by tomorrow night..
COVERT ATTACK: Hillary says she doesn't think Obama's a Muslim, as far as she knows.. .. Wink wink, hint hint.. The scares are scaring.. Old time again is flying..Hillary "just getting warmed up"..
Chuck Norris attacks Oprah..
Hype or hope: Weather watchers watching the weekend for final chance of major Northeast snowstorm.. Or rainstorm.. or nadda.. Latest government discussion says the storm will be too far off the coast to cause major Nor'Easter .. Warmth coming next week. Is Spring here? Accuweather plays up possibilities of East Coast snow storm end week..

How long until Red Lobster gets it? Six-legged octopus found in Britain..
Blind rock and jazz musician Jeff Healey has died after a lifelong battle against cancer. He was 41//
Shooting at Wendy's restaurant in Florida leaves 2 dead..
Stigmata schmigmata: Vatican turns away followers from 'new Padre Pio'..
Sick: Gun that killed Kennedy being auctioned..

All the news unfit to print for Sunday, March 2, 2008

JOHN McCAIN: "STRONG EVIDENCE" OF VACCINE AND AUTISM LINK!
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GOVERNMENT QUIETLY CONCEDES A CASE CONCERNING AUTISM/VACCINE LINK!

Rwanda economic conditions improve years after genocide..

AP
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad visits Iraq.. calls country 'brotherly'..

Peace between them?

New chapter between the two countries..

Ahmadinejad is the first Iranian to visit Iraq..

Said that people of Iraq and Iran share a close bond..
Did the Mayans kill themselves? New research suggests Mayan-made climate change may have aided in ending their civilization..
Lack of sexual desire a common problem in New Zealand..
Sad: Is this all they got? Joan Rivers celebrity impressionist attends Pennsylvania casino grand opening..

Couldn't they at least send the Lt. Gov? ... Well that didn't go well before..
The age of Ferrell may be over: Sports comedy on track to become one of his worst performing movies..

AP FLASH: FBI agents hope to search a Utah house linked to a man whose hospitalization led to the discovery of deadly ricin in a motel room he had occupied..

Hillary Clinton's last stand? Or was she just resting..

Hillary Clinton appeared on Saturday Night Live last night during the intro skit.. Clinton, who has commented that SNL's comedy exemplifies correctly a media bias towards Obama, opened the show..

SNL video..

Giuliani appeared on Weekend Update segment..

Jack Nicholson films video for Clinton..

Purple Minded: Through her ad, Hillary concedes defeat

Bill Maher: Stop punishing people for saying harmless crap as the media did when David Shuster said the Clintons were pimping out Chelsea Clinton"
Funny.. but what if? ONION website fake story: Diebold announces Presidential election winner early..
Russia votes for .. oh whatever his name is..

Dmitry Medvedev, a 42-year-old lawyer and loyal Kremlin aide, was expected to handily win.. He did.
As Medvedev voted, he said, "I'm in a good mood. Spring is here"..
Will Russians win?
Will freedom win?
School bans hugs that last over 2 seconds..

AP PHOTO-NBC FROM SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
The world is speaking about Hillary Clinton's last stand, but new poll movement has shown that Obama's rising numbers have stagnated. A few polls out in Ohio this morning point to a Clinton comeback! 4 points up in some and about a point difference in others. In Texas, HC vs BO: HC only a few points behind.. Both campaigns are already spinning: The other side has to win both major states to survive. There have even been whisper hints that Hillary Clinton should drop out if she loses one of the two states.. What's more, over-confidence possibly striking the Obama machine: Obama has been spending time in Rhode Island as of late, hoping to not only take Texas and Ohio, but also cut into one of the states that is supposed to go to Hillary Clinton. One event could change it all, though.. The Clinton camp is hoping their mean spirited hail Mary pass called the red phone ad will do enough to cause concern in the minds of voters still undecided.. Foreign policy is the topic of discussion this weekend instead of Obamamania. Hillary Clinton is making a play for those security moms of the early 2000s, back when terror and war was in top concerns.. Obama is playing to a future he hopes will not contain the wars of today. Negative ads during the final days of a campaign are nothing new. But often they are helpful.. If Hillary Clinton wins one or both of the big states on Super Tuesday 2, she may want to thank the friends that wrote and produced the attack ad featuring those quiet sleeping children while the White House nuclear phone was ringing.. The Schmuckraker website has long blogged and predicted that 20th Century Boy McCain would win the GOP nod.. It has also predicted that Barack Obama would not overcome the Hillary Clinton machine. It continues to stand by this prediction, regardless of the other voices out there writing her off.. She changed the debate back to foreign policy.. and with the help of negative ads and leaks to Matt Drudge with Obama in full Somalian attire, she's possibly going to win dirty. Not that it didn't happen before.. South Carolina in 2000. *

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All the news unfit to print for Saturday, March 8, 2008

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The bellwether state results

NEXT MATCH-UP: TEXAS

POLL PROBLEMS?

OHIO CLOSED .. CLOSER THAN EXPECTED

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