All the news unfit to print for Saturday, August 23, 2008

When the Olympic village is rockin don't come a knockin

As the Olympics wind down, the heat of Beijing, China, due to get even hotter tonight..

Countless media sources have detailed over the past week the amount of sexual encounters that athletes at the Olympics have historically had.. Beijing with all of its cameras and government meddling will be no different: Athletes of different backgrounds will do what unites all of humanity..

Athletes have received free condoms at the Olympic games since Barcelona in 1992..

Also this week, the TIMES ONLINE detailed out the amount of sex that occurs within the Olympic village.. Writing in the TIIMES, former British table tennis star and Olympic athlete, Matthew Syed, said,
"Barcelona was, for many of us Olympic virgins, as much about sex as it was about sport. There were the gorgeous hostesses - there to assist the athletes - in their bright yellow shirts and black skirts; there were the indigenous lovelies who came to watch the competitions. And then there were the female athletes - literally thousands of them - strutting, shimmying, sashaying and jogging around the village, clad in Lycra and exposing yard upon yard of shiny, toned, rippling and unimaginably exotic flesh. Women from all the countries of the world: muscular, virile, athletic and oozing oestrogen. I spent so much time in a state of lust that I could have passed out. Indeed, for all I knew I did pass out - in a place like that how was one to tell the difference between dreamland and reality?

It was not just the guys. The women, too, seemed in thrall to their hormones, throwing around daring glances and dynamite smiles like confetti. No meal or coffee break was complete without a breathless conversation with a lithe long jumper from Cuba or an Amazonian badminton player from Sweden, the mutual longing so evident it was almost comical. It was an effort of will to keep everything in check until competition had finished. But, once we were eliminated from our respective competitions, we lunged at each other like suicidal fencers. There may have been a fair amount of gay sex going on, too - but given the notorious homophobia in sport it was rather more covert. "

Syed continued throughout the article citing the events of 1992 as though he were penning a romance novel.. Sopped up with sweat and sex, sticky with love and desire. Syed also wrote that the gold medalists were the most sought out by those seeking lovin' .. Michael Phelps, lock your door.

The media ate this story up this week.. But Syed's piece has to be at least partially true.

Think of that when you watch those beautiful closing ceremonies tomorrow night.. As you watch those athletes give their winks and nods. Not to you, but to the partner from the exotic land that they may never see again.

Knock before entering. Or don't enter at all.

Photo: REUTERS/Dylan Martinez (CHINA)

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GRAMPS THE LANDLORD: THE SCHMUCK OF THE WEEK


AFP/Alfredo Estrella
America may wish that John McCain was the national landlord: if he was, perhaps he'd forget how many properties he has and forget to charge rent.

McCain fell into the biggest trap and candidate could fall into this week. When asked how many homes he owns, his mouth dropped and he didn't know. He had no clue..

The embarrassing moment is helping solidy the silent campaign against McCain: He's old and he's out of touch.

Obama, reeling from a horrible summer of slumping polls and reckless foreign policy comments, trounced on McCain's forgetfulness over the home count.

While both McCain and Obama are wealthy, there is something about forgetting the amount of homes someone owns.

In the year 2000, George W. Bush was asked names of world leaders. He was clueless..

In 2008, McCain was asked an even simpler questions.. This one hits "home" harder.

In 2000, America thought of Bush as their kind of guy .. America didn't know those foreign leader names, either. But Bush wore a cowboy hat, had a ranch, and symbolized a tough American.

In 2008, McCain may know world leaders, he may have been to Georgia (not the state) more times than he could count on two hands, but not knowing a basic simple aspect of his own personal economics? That hurts. And it hurts even more when America finds out one of the homes he owns is a 'servant's quarters.'

If McCain picks Romney, the elitism and snobbery will be full steam ahead. Romney is a little reminiscent of an old 1950s slick vitamin salesman.. or a door to door insurance salesman.. Good with words, never a messed hair, and awfully rich.


McCain was a war hero.. He was a symbol of American pride and strength.. But in 2008, he appears to be more like Abe Simpson.

But even Abe probably knows how many homes he owns.

If McCain loses this year, he could look back to these hot dog days of August and remember his gaffe. And maybe sell a few houses....

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DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN.. BAYH DEFEATS BIDEN.. Now what?


We learned yesterday that some company in Kansas was busy readying lots of Obama/Bayh 2008 stickers..

If the story is true, those stickers will end up in a heaped stockpile of trash.. ready to be thrown into the nearest landfill..

A comment on that KMBC story *which got national play on Drudge*:

Angostick wrote: Standing on the steps of the Columbian theater, they displayed pictures of a large, limp-looking object--looking a lot like the remains of Micheal Mahoney's journalistic integrity--stuffed into a white deep freeze unit.

Was this story a ruse? Was it put out to throw everyone off? All the while the Biden stickers secretly being printed somewhere in a back alley in Delaware?

Is McCain REALLY going to pick Slick Mitt Romney!?

KMBC offering up a follow-up story to the sticker shock today..

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THE OTHER BIDEN ISSUES


Jill Biden: An independent strong woman..

Don't worry: Everyone at some point in the next 48 hours will talk about Biden plagiarism ..

History: In 1972, his first wife, Neilia Biden, and 13-month-old daughter, Naomi, were killed when a tractor-trailer broad-sided her station wagon as she drove home with a family Christmas tree. His sons Beau and Hunt were badly hurt..

After the tragic event: He was sworn in from the hospital bed and he still will not work on the day of the accident, December 18..

Biden himself had a close brush with death in February 1988, when he was hospitalized for two brain aneurysms. It was seven months before he could return to the Senate..

And yes.. as he gets older, that hair line seems to come back more and more.. Hair plugs for Biden?

I have a feeling that McCain is a little scared of this pick. When the public gets to know Biden, they will like him. .. a lot.

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