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All the news unfit to print for Saturday, November 24, 2007

Is the stem cell war over?

James A. Thomson thinks so. And the new discovery may lead to a solution to the battle..


Getting worse in Bangladesh

The fight for life and humanity in post-Cyclone Sidr continues in Bangladesh .. the battle is getting harder as a bridge packed with thousands of hungry cyclone victims running toward a relief center in Bangladesh collapsed..

United States Marines have been airlifting water to the cyclone victims..

Britain doubles aid..


Major changes down under

A preview of a worldwide revolution in politics?

Will America be next in 2008?

Upheavel in Australia today as Prime Minister John Howard suffers a defeat.. SKY NEWS is calling the defeat "humiliating"..

The new Prime Minister Kevin Rudd. He promised to get troops out of Iraq. He promised to have Australia sign the Kyoto Protocol, something the United States has refused to do.

The new pattern in worldwide elections: The more conservative the leader, the harder they fall.

A lesson for '08?


Random wrap up

Washington POST Friday: Secret warrants are being granted without probable cause for feds to get real time cell phone tracking records.. TITANIC 2007: BUT THIS TIME PASSENGERS AND CREW GET OUT ALIVE..The M/S Explorer hit an iceberg and starting sinking off King George Island in Antarctica .. Doctor who operated on Kanye West's mother walks off set of Larry King Live.. HPV vaccine mandated in UK.. United States military asking for sign on bonuses back from wounded service personnel because -- obviously -- they are unable to serve out committements.. I think we all agree.. if it would have been a different gender, Hillary Clinton's husband would have kept the photo... Search Google for "Soliloquy VII" at your own risk .. Old suspects new all over again: Police arrest Joran van der Sloot and two Surinamese brothers in the Holloway case .. Former Attorney General Gonzales heckled in Florida..


Marilyn Manson's interesting purchases

A lawsuit brought about by Keyboardist Stephen "Pogo" Bier for breach of contract against Marylin Manson accuses the singer of wasting away the band's profits on articles such as a child's skeleton, and masks made of human skin..

Many of the items listed in the lawsuit are illegal in the United States. And those that aren't are most likely just plain frightening and disgusting..

The lawsuit also alleges that he used band money to pay for Nazi memorabilia..

But on the issue of that pesky child skeleton purchase, Manson told MTV: "And I would never spend my money on a Chinese girl skeleton. That would be crossing the line. It's a Chinese boy, for the record."

Thanks M.M. for clearing that up..


Red, black, or gray. It was still a Friday

Official numbers not in yet, but the New York TIMES reporting that America wasn't flocking to big stores but instead were heading out on Black Friday to discount outlets..

Cheap is in, in 2007.

Snobby high-nosed analysts that would never bring themselves top shop in --how could we!?-- WalMart, Target, or Best Buy, have dubbed the 2007 Christmas shopping season as the "trade down" holiday season..


All the news unfit to print for Friday, November 23, 2007

iWant aLot for cHristmas

Shrug off those high gas prices. To hell with the lead painted toys. There are material possessions to get.. and so little time to claim them. The average and typical shopping area today is more like an arena.. Gladiators (shoppers) matched up at the door, raging anger in their eyes while they search the store for their prize: That Wii, that iPhone.. that iMac, that X BOX. The struggle begins. The doors open, the alarm sounds. Who will win? A knockdown, drag out affair.. the victor claims the gift and the sound knowledge that he has won this match up on this Black Friday. He got his Wii. So here we are, the day after a warm Thanksgiving.. and now on Black Friday, a cold wave has swept the nation. But those busy stores are full and warm. The shopping season's hot gifts are most likely made in China. God hope there's no recalls by January. I think Christmas came out of nowhere this year--unlike previous years. It just showed up. It's ready for us even if we're not ready for it. So let the cash flow fast. Let those debit cards and credit cards burn up until midnight. Shop until you drop. And get up and shop again. And then you can get the rest of it Cyber Monday--the even BIGGER shopping day of the year.. Maybe if you finish shopping early enough you can focus on what Christmas really means.


All the news unfit to print for Thursday, November 22, 2007

Thanksgiving myths and legends

The AFP offers us a great history lesson on Thanksgiving past and present and how we got here.. As some may realize, Thanksgiving, originally, was probably in late September or early October.. There most likely wasn't much alcohol. There was no butter for pie, just pumpkins.. The main course was probably not turkey, but instead duck and geese.. Abraham Lincoln changed the date of the Thanksgiving tradition to November in the midst of the Civil War .. Lincoln proclaims the fourth Thursday of November the day to give thanks. (Only after pressure from Sarah Josepha Hale who lobbied hard for the last Thursday holiday) The first Thanksgiving: Native Americans sharing their harvest with Pilgrims that needed some extra help. If only the Natives would have been clairvoyant enough to see the future years ahead of their peoples.. Perhaps that first Thanksgiving would not have happened as it did.. But in America, 2007, as the AFP story points out, America has turned its tired and L-tryptophan-ed eyes towards quarterbacks on TV.. their faces full of thanks (or just food) .. each year. We watch MACY'S parades now .. it's warm in New York today, too. No coats necessary for this year's giant balloons and floats. So, as so typical with thoughts of post-modern history, we can ask: Have Americans lost their sense and sensibility of history? The question at heart is fine. Americans too often do lose their ability to think of past events, or even recent events. Busy lives and real problems like the housing market or declining dollar don't effect us immediately but have a long-lasting impact on everything. But it's the long-lasting impact we always don't understand at first. But the question is unfair, too. Americans are thankful for more each year. Even during wartime we be proud of our fighting force--though most Americans in 2007 aren't too happy they allowed the war to happen through popular support. In 2003 the majority of Americans were willing and ready for that 'long struggle' in the war on terror. We become weary quickly. This day Republicans, Democrats, children, adults, Christians, athiests unite under one common bond: Joy and thanks. All of us, from coast to coast, taking a little break from life. And thankful for it, even if it's just happiness for a day off in a world where people seem to work every day of their lives. In our own way. Our new world way. Football, television sets, turkey and trimmings, and laughter and liquor. Nothing wrong at all with that. With all of America's imperfections it's still the perfect nation: The rule of law still prevails. Constitutional liberties--though more worries exist for the future of them--are still being fought for by millions of honest and hard working Americans of all points of view. This Thanksgiving, maybe more than recent years, is one filled with even more reasons to be thankful. Every now and then America has an identity crisis. But when we regain our senses, we become stronger and better. It's those imperfections that make us better. It's those imperfections and honest errors that make us have better choices for the future.. So we go into another Thanksgiving with the hope that next year we will still have all the same reasons to be thankful--and more. It's Thanksgiving 2007. Eat up. Then shop... and shop.. and shop. One of more interesting traditions that Lincoln most likely never envisioned with his Civil War proclamation.


HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2007 Life is too good not to be thankful for something..

We have so much to be thankful for. Every now and then a fuel injector costs a few hundred bucks on a car, butu we have cars. Now and then our food is cold . But we have microwaves.. Even when the service at a restaurant is slow.. we're at a restaurant. Eating. Like so many in the world don't. Even when our families make us angry, we have families.. We have love in our lives. We have beauty all around us. Give thanks, America. And if you see someone who doesn't have much to give thanks for, give them a reason to give thanks. We are a strong and helpful nation. We will only get stronger as we flow throuh the river of history. Thanksgving. 2007. xx Thank you Tara. I love you.


All the news unfit to print for Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Thanksgiving Eve 2007: Random Rakings Wrap Up

It was the night before Thanksgiving ..

The bars are packed. Restaurants busy.. Families coming home all over again. Another year... almost over. The season to look back and say what you truly are thankful for this year. Whether it be a new marriage to a beautiful wife (I couldn't be more grateful!) or just the fact you've breathed the air on earth one more year around.. it's that season. Thank whoever you thank. Be patient. Change happens slow sometimes. But value each and every moment in your life like it's your last.. because it could be.

The 2007 Thanksgiving Eve random rakings wrap up, for your clicking pleasure:

Sick of cooking? ? Order pizza! Like everyone else apparently did tonight..

Gray Wednesday: Shoppers scramble for last minute Thanksgiving items..

As the Schmuckraker already mentioned earlier today, Thanksgiving eve is the biggest party night of the year. Police have taken notice. Be careful out there...

Millions braving the highway..

You know, I really don't think I'm shocked by this: The President plans a quiet Thanksgiving..

Thanksgiving here.. so much to be grateful.. Sidr isn't so lucky right now .. Donate to the cyclone rehabilitation in Bangladesh.. (The death toll in Bangladesh above 3,000)

Ron Paul among GQ's men of the year..

The Broadway strike affects MACY'S Thanksgiving Day parade...

And finally.. if you're tired tommorrow, Don't blame the turkey..


Let the parties begin

The biggest party night of the year upon the United States ..Thanksgiving.. Driving. All meaningless tonight to the avid crowds of party-goers that are ready to paint their own towns red.

And brown. With beer. And mixtures.

Enjoy life. Be careful. Have something to be thankful for tomorrow.


All the news unfit to print for Tuesday, November 20, 2007

That strange Thanksgiving tradition .. giving us that warm feeling all over again



Once again, the President pardons a turkey..

It's one of the more odd photo ops a President can partake in. Especially this president, who seems to have a stranger and stranger photo every year.


Always remember, Chuck Norris was first

Mike .. what are you doing!?

Chuck Norris' endorsement of Mike Huckabee was kind of funny .. in a weird .. but endearing king of way.

But Ric Flair's endorsement? Now it's getting a little scary..

This may not be the kind of attention you need, Mike.

"Whoooooooo!!"


Sweet Caroline .. not about my cousin..

I often wondered whether Neil Diamond's hit was about a relation of mine ... what he says now disproves my earlier hopes. Instead, Diamond said that SWEET CAROLINE is about Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg, the daughter of John F. Kennedy Jr ..

The song became one of the most endearing and commonly known hits... IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD..

Most versions of the song are better when not sung by Diamond..


Scott McClellan says he "unintentionally misled the public"

The revelation comes in Scott McClellan's new memoir .. McClellan writes that he unintentionally misled the public about the leak of Valerie Plame's name because of misinformation given to him by President George W. Bush, Karl Rove and other top officials in the Administration.. The new book causing a stir in Washington .. intrigue amongst the press. .what else will Scott say in his new book? The publisher today generating press and interest with its release of three paragraphs in relation to the CIA leak case.. McClellan wrote, "I stood at the White House briefing room podium in front of the glare of the klieg lights for the better part of two weeks and publicly exonerated two of the senior most aides in the White House: Karl Rove and Scooter Libby. There was one problem. It was not true." The book not scheduled to be released until April of 2008.. ...just in time for a presidential race.


Twisted ending

"Loved" new ending to the film adaptation of THE MIST.. Said "anybody who reveals the last 5 minutes of this film should be hung from their neck until dead"..


Thanksgving week on the open highways

Travelers... traveling... not fun

The open highways are open to clutters.. congestion .. long waits.. Leave early. Put ice on the turkey. It's gonna be a long drive home.

PHOTO: SCHMUCKRAKER INTERSTATE 81, PENNSYLVANIA


All the news unfit to print for Monday, November 19, 2007

Obama's fresh ideas, and fresh new polls

Obama set to overtake Hillary in Iowa? Excitement over latest polls that show the race tightening...


Snow

Roads aren't too great in Northeast Pennsylvania, and probably other places too.. be careful, it's Thanksgiving week


All the news unfit to print for Sunday, November 18, 2007

I miss my wife

The unpredicted snow has kept us apart this cold Sunday night. I don't like this at all.


Random raking wrap up

Stark and dark: Warnings from the United Nation proclaim that the world is dying..

Worse than bad..

One of the nations being urged to do more to fight global warming: China..

Condifential 2003 report says shows Guantánamo had a policy of denying detainees access to independent monitors from the International Committee of the Red Cross..
BEOWULF EARNS $28.1 MIL OPENING WEEKEND

Did anyone see him? Alex Roy says he defied police and speed traps and made it across the United States in 31 hours!
Report: Thieving monkeys out of control in India..
Lethal cold virus kills teenager..
Bob Novak intrigue: What is it Clinton knows about Obama?

Mark Halperin's take..

Was the CNN Democratic debate a sham?
Saudi gas pipe fire kills 28..

Big travel week. High gas prices. Not stopping anyone..

Gas price feud ends in death..

Boston police want to search homes for guns without a warrant..


I still can't get over this (Plus the line "there's no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist")



This is the most amazing and funniest ad of the entire race.


Chuck Norris: The endorser

From FOX NEWS Sunday today: Chuck Norris' video endorsement of Mike Huckabee..

"Chuck Norris doesn't endorse, he tells America how it's gonna' be"


To my friends and family...

I never said it would not snow AT ALL this year! Even in the warmest we get a storm or too.. as far as today's snow .. ok .. a little wrong, I admit it. Maybe I will listen to Henry Margusity more often instead of just saying a "dusting" will fall...


SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW

It's snowing. It's really snowing.. A report from my wife this morning at her place of business in Northeast PA is that there is more than 2 inches of snow on the ground and on the road.. At Schmuckraker home base, it's only on the grass but coming down fast.. There's a secret part of me that likes this a lot. Maybe it's because no matter what age we all are, we get that quick glimpse of our feelings as they were as a child during the first snow.. the time when you first looked up to the sky and watched those flakes coming down. As our lives grow older, we have a different view on flakes--and are surrounded by them a lot more than just the natural weather kind in the winter.. We all have our memories.. The visual appearance of the first snowfall in Northeast PA is beautiful .. it is falling on top of leaves that have not yet fully fallen to the ground.. But of course, it's the first snow. By the second we're tired of it. And the third we want to move to a warmer climate. So for those that despise it, we're being told the world of tomorrow may have no snow, or life itself..


The Boogeyman checks for Chuck Norris before bed--and Mike Huckabee

America's hero, Chuck Norris.. Walker Texas Ranger to a few, endorses Mike Huckabee for president.. Then polls get released showing the Huckster getting bigger numbers in Iowa, narrowing the gap between him and Ken Doll Mitt.. Coincidence? I think not. Norris said in 2006, "Before bed, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris".. He was a hit among the youth--no doubt in a mocking derisive tone.. But now, Norris has taken his net popularity to the masses with an endorsement of the underdog from Arkansas. We've seen underdogs from Arkansas before.. Among all of the candidates running for President, Mike Huckabee has three things: 1) the strangest name .. 2)The most interesting fresh ideas and 3)the most positive message of the candidates. Mike Huckabee was the Governor in Arkansas . .a Republican in a state that didn't think the obese Republican could stand much of a chance for success..Since then he has lost 100 pounds--it sometimes looks like more when you see old videos of Governor Huckabee.. He plays guitar and has a band.. People from Arkansas say that The Huck isn't as nice as he is now. Stories of the Governor losing his temper and having a mean streak... But the Mr. Rogers type candidate we see now always has a smile and a good word for an opponent (along with a fierce and intelligent jab) .. And now, Huckabee closes the gap on the front runners in important key early states. He's getting a lot of attention online, certainly more attention than other second tier candidates, and definitely more than Ron Paul who set his online world on fire but didn't get any polls to react the same.. Mike Huckabee...He's not Hillary.. He's not Fred Thompson. He's Mike Huckabee. And Chuck Norris did approve of his message.....

Boy the net sure made campaigns weird.

PHOTO ABOVE: AFP


TALES OF DESTRUCTION IN BANGLADESH


I didn't link up any stories about the massive cyclone named Sidr that struck Bangladesh.. I have been paying attention to the horrific accounts of death and injury that are coming from there. .But with news today that the cyclone death toll has topped 2,000 (and still rising), it is impossible to not give more print to the story.

15,000 people have been injured by Cyclone Sidr. Thousands are missing. Aid workers are expecting to find scores of bodies in remote villages when flood waters recede.

CNN reporting that the country "absolutely has been brought to its knees"..

The United States pledging aid for the nation..

AFP PHOTO of A Bangladeshi woman sits with her child at their devestated house in Moralganj AFP/Farjana K Godhuly





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