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All the news unfit to print for Saturday, November 3, 2007

Just when you think it's safe to walk outside--IT'S DARK!


Daylight savings times, though later than this year, is nonetheless here. And with it comes the typical lame jokes about enjoying the extra hour of sleep and being early to work on Sunday. And if you're a driver or pedestrian, run for your life. The Associated Press reporting today that two scientists have calculated the dangers of daylight savings .. pedestrians walking during the night rush hour are nearly three times more likely to be hit and killed by cars than before the time change! Ending daylight saving time translates into about 37 more U.S. pedestrian deaths around 6 p.m. in November compared with October, the scientists have concluded. Life is dangerous. I never in my life knew that falling back in the fall was making my life even more dangerous than it was during the Spring and Summer. Maybe I should have known this, the info appears to be from a few different sources and studies since the 1970s now that I look, but I just never knew it. At least I won't be tired if anything happens...? By the way, here's everything you always wanted to know about Daylight Savings Time from Wikipedia..

Image above: Salvador Dali's 'melting clocks'


All the news unfit to print for Friday, November 2, 2007

A typical week

I don't "blog" about my personal life. Very few times on this site, as a matter of fact, whether it was 21nickels.com, Horror-report.com, Schmuckraker.com, or now Schmuckraker.blogspot.com (boy I had a lot of sites) very seldom did I place images of my life online. But tonight is different.. tonight I am offering a reflection of just how fast time goes on. As I write this, my wife is sleeping down the hallway in the bedroom. My wife. It has been two weeks since I got married. Two weeks... Now of course you 20-year vets of marriage out there will scoff at my two weeks commentary, but two weeks in my mind is amazing for one simple reason: It seemed like only a day. I have noticed more and more as I get older, life is just a quick whirlwind of memories, images, and feelings. Looking out of a window on the last day of work at a job can remind you of all the other times you looked out that same window .. in snowstorms, rainstorms, with a cup of hot coffee ready to start the day. Each new day could almost be a brand new life. A brand new chance. What am I trying to say... Well, let me sum it up simply this way: Life is so damn fast that you have to stop and breathe now and then. It flies by like the seasons.. The cold is November is already here. It seems like the heat of the summer was only a few sweat beads in the past. Tara and I got married two weeks ago tomorrow. Soon two years.. Two decades. A lifetime. How do you measure a year? Love.


All the news unfit to print for Sunday, October 28, 2007

What does SAW IV and Dick Van Patten have in common?


I don't know.. but he went to see it!


Did you see Saw...?

Another year, and another SAW.. the fourth installment in the series did, again, remarkably well despite reviews proclaiming the acting was worth less than a made-for-TV movie, and the graphic violence was some of the worst torture porn that ever appeared in the big screen.. My niece saw it and said it was definitely gory.. the audience in the theater winced and bobbed their heads up and down as the heavy metal torture scenes played out--at least this is what she told me. I didn't see it. And probably won't.. I had enough of SAW with the second installment for a variety of reasons. First off, you could tell it was going to be a quickly produced Halloween staple. The speed of the production was evident with the lack of acting ability of the cast. I'm not an actor.. don't proclaim to be one. But I also don't audition for films. The actors in the SAW films don't know enough to stop themselves.. Maybe we can start picking actors in the SAW franchise films like we choose reality show contestants. They could submit their most graphic acting scene, they could be judged by a panel, and maybe even everyone can vote. Maybe Americans could even vote on how they wanted their actor to die.. what type of torture, how many minutes of a scene should it go on.. All that. Regardless of my lofty ideas for future cast placement, what is clear is how this franchise changed over time. In 2004, the original film was truly original. Low budget, story line, interesting twist ending. Gore, definitely, but it's a horror film. As it continued, however, the obvious lasting affect was much stronger than Rob Zombie's HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES or the DEVIL'S REJECTS.. what Zombie tried to do on purpose was done without much fanfare by SAW's creators.. The violence that gets splashed on the screen is realistically gory.. Almost borderline obsessive in detail. The script and casting is poor.. Leaving the assumption that the creators are simply making quickie gross out films dubbed "horror porn", "torture porn" and even "gore-nography" by reviewers.. But of course, reviewers have no say in real box office numbers. This week, SAW IV opened huge--again--at a Halloween box office. Not to sound prudish.. but maybe too much is now too much? SAW IV will no doubt next year equal SAW V.. By the time we get to SAW X .. will be have enough? Does this art imitate the violent life we live in? Or maybe, are viewers just happy it's not them being tortured in brutally sadistic ways? Perhaps we all know a movie gets to be enough when even FANGORIA magazine writes "Beyond that, though, itis more than fair to ask what another installment will have to offer that the other films haven't already given us. Clearly the filmmaking team can come up with endless ways to torture their victims physically, but this particular brand of psychological torment has pretty much been played out." Played out maybe.. But consistently popular definitely.


A week of fire


Families and homes in ruins .. evacuations .. natural disaster meeting modern day society. It sounds like Hurricane Katrina but could not be further from it. The wildfires in California have no name like Katrina. Hurricanes are named.. wildfires cannot be. Multiple fires in California this week made for heart wrenching TV--though I think the internet proved once again to be a better source of information. But through the week, it was apparent that the media wanted another Katrina. A new 2007 version, this time the natural calamity that the government couldn't respond to was fire. But that could be further from reality. Katrina and the wildfires are separate in all ways. The government responded quick to the wildfires. President Bush was on scene faster.. Local and state leaders did a million times better job than Governor Blanco and Mayor Nagin. Though there was a red-faced embarrassment when FEMA pretended it was conducting a press conference, the embarrassment pales in comparison to the national embarrassment of an agency that could not get 50,000 people food for days. California handled the wildfires with exceptional professionalism. They had a disaster plan for decades for this very situation. New Orleans, at the mouth of the Gulf of Mexico, never had a plan for a Hurricane though storms form in the Gulf every year. Instead, the politicians took advantage of people for years.. a corrupt system led people into further poverty with no hopes of getting out. This is not Katrina. I don't care how many in the media will compare ... this is not Katrina.

Photo credit: AFP/Getty Images/Justin Sullivan. Photo from Arrowbear Lake, California


Interesting commentary from a boring president

Arguably one of the dullest presidents in modern history with intriguing comments that he told a reporter needed to be supressed until after his death..

Gerald Ford, the man who took office after the shameful demise of Richard Nixon, said Bill Clinton was a woman-chasing sex addict, that Rudy Guiliani would face Hillary Clinton in 2008, and that America was not ready for a female president..

The story, as being reported in today's NY DAILY NEWS, exclusively reports comments Ford spoke to DAILY NEWS Washington Bureau Chief Thomas M. DeFrank.. DeFrank's new book set to rock the political world--in a way that a quiet mild mannered Gerald Ford never could.

Ford also told DeFrank that Guiliani will be the Republican party's best shot in a race against Hillary Clinton ..





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