ALL THE NEWS UNFIT TO PRINT

Christmas in August for HALLOWEEN fans..

Say what you want about the Rob Zombie's remake of John Carpenter's HALLOWEEN, but it's appearing tomorrow in 3,472 theaters strong nationwide--the most of any movie being released this weekend..

Labor Day Weekend.. with Rob Zombie.. or family. Who will America spend it with?

Halloween (2007) (MGM (Weinstein)) / 3,472 Balls of Fury (Rogue Pictures) / 3,052 Death Sentence (Fox) / 1,822 Ladron Que Roba A Ladron (Lionsgate) / 340 Self-Medicated (ThinkFilm) / 16 The Nines (Newmarket) / 2 Exiled (Magnolia) / 1 Freshman Orientation (Regent Releasing) / 1
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All the news unfit to print for Tuesday, August 28, 2007

The Mug Shot

..What no politician wants to see..

Larry Craig--and the world--sees tonight..

All the news unfit to print for Monday, August 27, 2007

Of all the news of the day, perhaps only one thing matters...

Michael Vick found Jesus. Hopefully the dogs did, too..
Alberto Gonzales announced he is resigning.. Harry Reid told Ds not to worry, the investigations won't end..

But maybe the most important story of the day, and not made up at all: Idaho Senator Larry Craig was arrested in June for "alleged lewd conduct in a men's restroom..

Craig issued a statement today: "At the time of this incident, I complained to the police that they were misconstruing my actions. I should have had the advice of counsel in resolving this matter. In hindsight, I should not have pled guilty. I was trying to handle this matter myself quickly and expeditiously." ..

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All the news unfit to print for Thursday, August 30, 2007

Christmas in August for HALLOWEEN fans..

All the news unfit to print for Tuesday, August 28, 2007

The Mug Shot

All the news unfit to print for Monday, August 27, 2007

Of all the news of the day, perhaps only one thing matters...

Schmuckaker: All the news unfit to print

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