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All the news unfit to print for Saturday, May 5, 2007

Deadly day


KANSAS TOWN HIT HARD BY TORNADO..

Town wiped off the map..

95% of town gone..

Greensburg gone.. schools gone. . homes gone .. deaths.. injuries.. Families torn apart..
A devestating tornado .. a deadly outbreak..

Another round of seveve weather hit the Plains..

And incredible video of a tornado from the historic outbreak ..


Severe storms and tornados still a threat for Sunday


The Queen's dinner


The White House is brushing up on how to act when royalty arrives. Even though we won the Revolutionary War way back when, there's still Jamestown: And it's the 400th this year, as you may already know. So if you thought the country felt just a little bit extra special this week, it is because the Queen of England has arrived in America to see the little town that was.

She's going to the White House tonight for a big state dinner. If anyone remembers the NAKED GUN, you will recall the scene with Leslie Neilson sailing down a table on top of the Queen lookalike actress.. we can only hope that President Bush will not find himself in the same embarassing predicament this evening..


The dying bees

.. Not trying to be an alarmist here (or goofy) but I've been watching for bees. I haven't seen many yet. They're still dying.. the loss of millions of hives is still leaving scientists scratching their heads. Why?

How?

Where have all the bees gone..?


To the gates of hell and back again: The Republicans convene


If you were able to sit through the entire Republican primary debate the other night, perhaps you deserve a medal.. The only thing missing from the silly demeanor of John McCain and quirky behaivor of the rest was a laugh track. One NATIONAL REVIEW observer compared McCain's acting to Jack Nicholson from Kubrick's version of THE SHINING..

His forceful line of following Osama Bin Laden to "gates of hell" somehow lost all credibility when moments later, as though he forgot cameras actually were filming him, he smiled and winked proud. The gates of hell are still waiting..

But until then, Peggy Noonan with her assessment:
"All the candidates save one, the obscure but intellectually serious Ron Paul, seemed to be trying to show they will not break with the Bush administration on the war, but that, at the same time, they each know a heck of a lot more than President Bush. There were criticisms of the administration's handling of Iraq, with the first and strongest coming from Mr. McCain. Mike Huckabee had the most spirited explanation. The administration listened to "civilians in silk ties" rather than generals "with mud and blood on their boots." On Iran, the candidates seemed in general to be indignant to the point of bellicosity. If we view the proceedings in vulgar and reductive Who Won, Who Lost terms, and let's, Mitt Romney won, Rudy Giuliani lost, and John McCain is still in. The moderator, Chris Matthews, seemed to think he was on "Hardball" and had to keep the pups, punks and rubes -- that would be the candidates -- in line. He cut them off -- "Congressman, that's time!" -- and occasionally hectored. One of the stars was the buzzing clock. It interrupted all thought. Mr. McCain seemed alert, and full of effort. Somehow he seemed both high-energy and creaky. He uncompromisingly supported fighting it out in Iraq. He also had the best line of the night. When Mitt Romney was tagged for saying catching Osama is not of pre-eminent importance -- "It's more than Osama bin Laden" -- Mr. McCain quickly pounced. "I'll follow him to the gates of hell." Go, baby. But there was something "Poignant Echoes of the Past" about his performance. He didn't make it new, but I think he made it more moving.

I can't agree. I didn't take this line seriously at all. I think McCain lost credibility during this exact moment.. As far as Guiliani, he spoke like more of a Mayor running for reelection than a contender going for the highest office in the land..

Noonan continues:
"Sam Brownback seems a very nice and sleepy fellow who means it on the social issues. Jim Gilmore, Duncan Hunter and Tommy Thompson all got sort of jumbled together, and seemed to merge into one, "The Guy You Don't Know and Don't Think You Have To." The disappointment was Tom Tancredo, who can be colorful and passionate on the stump, and not only on immigration, and who was expected by some to be the wildcard, the Mike Gravel of the GOP debate. He seemed hemmed in by the format, and looked as if he knew it, getting, halfway in, the disheartened look of a talk-show guest who just realized he left it in the green room."

Overall her assessment is pretty accurate.. A few moments of oddity: Romney asked what he didn't like about America and he was speechless, Tommy Thompson blaming a hearing aid issue for not hearing a question.. and once again, that "gates of hell" line..


Just a few random rakings..

Life's been ok.

TSA loses hard drive with personal information..

The D.C. "fantasy" madam ready to testify about sex list..

Paris Hilton going to jail for 45 days..


Make that 20 million..

More worries about chicken feed--in a whole lot more chickens than originally thought..


All the news unfit to print for Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Tainted poultry..

AND it may have already been eaten by you and me!

The Food and Drug Administration said that as many as 3 million chickens that may have been given contaminated feed containing melamine have already been eaten by consumers..


Dire prediction

..Scientists are proclaiming that the ice caps are melting faster than expected. The gloomiest--and warmest--forecast says the summer ice may be all gone at the top of the earth by 2020!


Sex on display


Australian Fashion Week in Sydney gets steamy


BUSH VETO

Bush, as predicted, vetoes Iraq funding bill.. the timeline attached, the statement about opposition to the war, all now vetoed by a defiant President Bush tonight..

MORE


All the news unfit to print for Sunday, April 29, 2007

Bloomsburg college block party turns into mayhem

The party was supposed to be a celebration of the end of the year at Bloomsburg University in Pennsylvania... it turned into police in riot gear working to clear a street taken over by students..


Sex scandals through history..


There's been a long line of political sex scandals.. Maybe it is the power--because it sure ain't the looks..

ABC news --which will air the DC madan sex list during its May sweeps--offers us an historical perspective on sex scandals, from Alexander Hamilton through the most recent, Deputy Secretary of State Randall L. Tobias ..

Historically speaking, what we will learn on May 4 on ABC may be a shocker, but its seeds have been sown throughout modern history. Remember, as ABC points out in the piece tonight, "Ma ma where's my pa" was a campaign slogan in 1884..

Fast forward 2007: It's going to be quite a May.


Maybe it's universe change?

Not just Earth. Mars is now feeling the affects of rapid climate change--change that oculd lead to the planet losing its southern ice cap!

MORE >> The changes on Mars are said to be of natural origin while the Earth has debated for decades now if humankind is causing the changes here..


"Slam dumk"


TIME magazine excerpts George Tenet's new critical book..

PHOTO CREDIT: AP


What a May it will be..

Alleged DC Madam to name names to ABC for May sweeps..

Very prominent names are expected to be on the list..

MAY DAY!


All the actor's men...


Backing Thompson!?

Apparently so.. While debates rage figuratively and literally about who will be the next President of the United States in 2008, there is a sudden surge of support from men who once worked for Ronald Reagan.. they are throwing their political weight behind actor/politician Fred Thompson..

The UK SUNDAY TELEGRAPH reported today that Michael Deaver sees the same chances for political success in Thompson that Reagan was blessed with in the roaring 80s..

The chances of a Thompson 08 and someone else ticket becoming much more possible lately: McCain is bitter that the media is not on his side while he flounders, Governor Romney pretends he hunts, and photos of Rudy Guiliani as a woman continue to produce laughter in inner circles of the Democratic party.

PHOTO CREDIT: AFP


The Sunday afternoon random rakings..


The sun is shining.. grass is mowing, construction projects beginning. It's spring. And just about summer. The same month that stated with heat then turned cold and snowy.. and ending beautiful..

And for the record, the Sunday afternoon lazy random rakings:

Saudi Arabian tribe holding beauty pagent--for camels!

Al Gore attacks Canada over greenhouse gas plan..

Baseball star Josh Hancock killed in auto crash..

Iran bans Western hair styles and urges men to take care of their eyebrows..

I missed this one a few days ago.. but Jack Valenti died this week..

Still number one after three: DISTURBIA lead continues at box office..





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