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HILLARY CLINTON TO FIGHT VIDEO GAME CANNIBALS!
Tis the season for politicians to tell us what to buy kids for Christmas...

The yearly ritual of Senator Joe Leiberman joining other groups on Capitol Hill to inform us all of cop-killing, people-eatin' video games is here yet again. Happy Birthday Jesus..


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Busy hurricane season over...but warnings of big storms to come..

Apparently Epsilon didn't get the NOAA 'memo'

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Attack of the drones: Bush promises unmanned security flights...

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How did I miss it!? The Great Trailer Park Pageant took place in Mid-November...

The Schmuckraker let you down. I apologize for not picking up this story on November 17...

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Tourism...no residents...and now free wireless! New Orleans trying just about anything to get the city running again...

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Elysburg, PA, is about 20 minutes from my house...I always wondered what nuns did at the monestary there...Thanks to the AP, we can now find out..

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Bush clumsily tries to eat the head of Representative Marilyn Musgrave...

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Argument over beer and spaghetti leads to AK-47 shooting!

IF WE MAKE IT THROUGH DECEMBER:MORE HOLIDAY CHEER...Christmas blues: 7,000 jobs and 5 plants to bite the dust at Merck..

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Teenager with peanut allergy dies after kissing her boyfriend who had just eaten a peanut butter snack..

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Fatter asses equals the need for longer needles..

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Professor wants to get his rotting corpse-body farm funded..

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US border patrol uniforms made in Mexico..

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UK report that up to 50 babies live after abortions each year..

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Man arrested for running onto field during Eagles game and scattering his mom's ashes..

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'Buddha' boy remains his meditation...Nepal to investigate

The homeless dying on the streets of France in bitter cold..

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The 'pop culture' quiz...And I failed miserably..

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Congressmen resigns in bribery scandal..

Some of the bribes Duke accepted: $13,500 toward the purchase of a Rolls-Royce, $6,632 paid to a furniture store for a leather sofa and a sleigh-style bed, $9,200 paid to a manufacturer for two Laser Shot shooting simulators...

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Florida man that bludgeoned his own family to death on Thanksgiving spent that night sleeping in his murdered mom's bedroom...

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50-year-old man uses his penis to pull a truck..

"Rapex," a condom with teeth, on sale, billed as being an anti-rape device...

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Wintertime blizzards--and tornados--leave holiday travelers stranded..


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