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Mooooooo! U.S. refused to perform third Mad Cow test in November!



Mean season for college kids: 4 days left to lock in rates before waiting--and possibly paying thousands of dollars more...

Time is running out..




The BATMAN stays on top at weekend box office...Newcoming BEWITCHED didn't have enough magic to topple the top film in the North America...$26 mil for BATMAN BEGINS while Ferrell/Kidman opens at $20.2 mil...



Keep guzzling: Gas prices surged an average of 8 cents a gallon during a two-week period...




OFFICIAL WORD: ACCIDENT

GRIEF ON EARTH, THREE ANGELS IN HEAVEN


Despair ...

Prosecutor says the boys' deaths were accidental..
MORE: Investigators say the boys had a history of playing the car they were found in..."horrible, tragic and unexplainable incident"...


Jessica Pagan, mother of missing child Jesstin Pagan, second from right, speaks during a news conference in Camden...

..Shocking find today...Daniel Agosto, Jesstin Pagan, and Anibal Cruz found dead days after they go missing...

David Agosto opened the trunk of the car and collapsed to his knees screaming...

..Found hours after tearful plea..


Shock and grief in Camden...


Elba Cruz, in T-shirt at top center, mother of missing boy Anibal Cruz..

The missing boys liked cats, dogs, and basketball..


David Agosto, center, father of missing boy Daniel Agosto, in disbelief at gruesome find today...falling into the arms of a friend in Camden..



ALL THE TROUBLE IN THE WORLD
THE HEAT IS ON: IRAQ BAKES...

*MUST READ*: Lance in Iraq: Why there will be no draft..

Chilling story of an Iran polling station..

Moderate earthquake measuring 5.2 on the Richter Scale in Northern California today...

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Bono on MEET THE PRESS ...

...Transcript...

"One billion dollars is all it would take"

GUARDIAN says Bono, Geldolf, "too polite"..

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Crude: Oil prices rising and rising and rising...

Charts..

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Rumsfeld confirms: U.S. officials have met with insurgents in Iraq.. ... says insurgency could last for years..

President Bush will be live on TV...Tuesday night, 8pm, for an address to a nation weary of war and questioning the country's involvement in Iraq...

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Obama stands up against Patriot Act..



"Fireworks" expected when NASA blows up comet..

Porn law now would cover online porn...porn in U.S. would be effectively classified as 'child porn' unless the providers can prove otherwise..

FSC/DoJ Reach Agreement Suspending 2257 Enforcement for Plaintiffs and FSC Members..

RATEMYBONER.COM was taken down by ROTTEN.COM because of 18 USC 2257..

"Free speech under attack"

"Legal victory" for pornsters--for now..

"Dodged a bullet" until Sep 7..

Site: Leave my porn alone.

...So they sold us porn and sexed up our culture for 50 years..and now they're going to jail site owners for hosting it...

Why it goes further: Blogs aren't safe, either..




The breasts are exposed, yet again!
If this would have been around in 2001, John Ashcroft would have definitely been the "Schmuck of the Week" on more than one occasion, but now we can only call him a great schmuck in history...
In 2001, Ashcroft made sure that the Spirit of Justice statue was covered with drapes, because he was ashamed to have press conferences in front a naked woman....
Since his departure, the statue is once again proud and drapeless for all to see...

(So, do I now have to give the age of the statue behind John Aschroft in compliance with 18 USC 2257??)




When I had the HORROR REPORT.COM for the last 5 years of my life, I made it an effort and then a habit to show how Roger Ebert, famed movie critic, hated horror films...He almost seemed to review them just for the pure enjoyment of putting them down..
But interestingly enough, he seems to kind words in his latest review for LAND OF THE DEAD!



NEW NUMBERS: MCCAIN WOULD CRUSH HILLARY


BRYAN SMOLOCK SUNDAY JUNE 26 2005 6:19 PM EDT

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