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Are you....ex...ci...ted...?? Al Gore TV starts Monday

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Turd Blossom update: TIME mag set to report that Rove knew about Plame identity early--and not from media..

TIME: "When they knew"



Economist blames aid for Africa famine..



Small tornada strikes...London!

Hell in the park: Disney ride disaster as one train rear-ended another on "California Screamin"



Senate approves partial renewal of Patriot Act...seen as a defeat for the Bush Administration...

Late night with..Tucker Carlson..

Video of Carlson promo: Tonight on the Situation, "Shit," "Fuck"

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Bush giving the finger to reporters comes up at White House daily briefing...

Watch again: The video..




AP Photo/Matt Sayles
Ford must be in his fliver: Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie (80 pounds combined of them) will return for Simple Life while Paula Abdul continues as judge on American Idol..

And all is right with the world..

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The dog days of August are here...and I feel like a dog. Sweaty shirts, soaking socks...sneakers stinking to high heaven..by God that all sounded so attractive...it's truly a wonder my girlfriend puts up with me half the time....
Nonetheless... a report has already shown how the heat wave of summer '05 has broken records, and now the fine folks at Accuweather tell us we can only expect more...
The sweat will continue...my salt intake, perhaps, it what should lessen...

SCHMUCKRAKER.COM: NEW LINKS ADDED..

If only they would have been making OMEN 666 fifteen years ago I would have been perfect!... Search is on for 'demon child'

Telegrpah: Wanted: anti-Christ, five. Must have angelic looks, demonic presence and sinister smile

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New AP story online only minutes after I posted the "Schmuck of the Week" article: NASA looks into possible problem of filler material dangling from Discovery's belly...

Discovery crew may have to repair shuttle..

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The web has become another new battleground in the war on terrorim...and as Al Qaeda websites are being taken down one by one online, the British are suspected of striking back online...

Former President Carter says Guantanamo camp is embarrassing and the Iraq war unjust..

Carter made the comments in Europe...

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Russia says drug abuse may be turning into a national security issue...At a 'catastrophic level'

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Ring of ice located on Mars...

Two astronauts practice shuttle repairs....Just in case...the astronauts undoubtedly prepared, but hope to not have to worry...

Re-write the text books: planet 2003UB313, 10th in our solar system, found 9 billion miles from the sun...



Two-year-old accidentally hits "buy it now" on eBay auction for Elvis 1969 Mercedes-Benz limo...Now a lawsuit filed in U.S. District Court in Philadelphia...

UK MIRROR slams SKELETON KEY: "Noises in the attic. Doors that shut on their own. Endless thunderstorms. Faces appearing in mirrors. A piece-of-crap ending"

SLEAZY SURPRISE: WEDDINGS CRASHERS CRASHING DEPP/BURTON WONKAVISION AT BOX OFFICE



Online sex--literally!

Theater: Child acting or child abuse?