Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating parole after he tried to use a prosthetic penis to fake a drug test...

Sizemore played in SAVING PRIVATE RYAN while now he was trying to FAKE PRIVATES while he took the test with the 'Whizzinator' he purchased online...

MORE: The Whizzinator: The AP story quote: "During Thursday's proceedings, prosecutors told Judge Baretto that Sizemore failed three drug tests in three days, the first after he was caught using a fake penis sewn into his boxer shorts and filled with a clean urine sample kept warm by a heating pack..."

>>> THIS is the product that was used by Sizemore...
>>> Oddly, the testimonial page doesn't include Sizemore's bad experience with the Whizzinator...

Sizemore is required to undergo random drug tests after convictions on separate charges of methamphetamine possession and beating his ex-girlfriend, former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss...

NOT THE FIRST TIME: Sizemore has been caught one time before...

BRYAN SMOLOCK THE HORROR-REPORT SATURDAY FEBRUARY 12 2005 12:37 PM EDT

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