My girlfriend Tara and I went out tonight in quest of the biggest piece of fruit man can buy...we successfully accomplished our zealous mission, with ease...and now we rest in comfort knowing that we have the largest apple in at least the eastern United States!

WHAT A FIND:
The apple is 4.6 inches long, and 8 inches diameter! And it was in the "Red Delicious Apple" bin at WalMart...the apple weighed in at nearly a pound and a half and cost a chunk of change of almost $2.00-------FOR ONE APPLE!!!!!!

The clerk was absolutely amazed...as were customers. Others rused to the bin in 'apple envy,' hoping they'd find a whopper of a red delicious apple the same size as what we did, but to no avail...We are victorious tonight in East PA.

This apple is ours...Though we're probably not going to eat it for fear of some type of a chemical disease or the abundance of worms...


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BRYAN SMOLOCK THE HORROR-REPORT WEDNESDAY JANUARY 26 2005 10:45 PM EDT

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