Recent HORROR-REPORTS:December 30: But what about Snuppy!? The clone scandal deepens December 29: 2005 year in review, Schmuck of the Year, photos of the year December 27: Take a breather...it's over. December 25: Christmas 2005: Let there be peace on earth (maybe next year) December 24: The Christmas story I wish would die.. December 20: The Pope that Stole Christmas December 18: TIME picks the "Persons of the year" December 17: KING BOMB at box office? Bush admits to domestic program to spy on Americans! December 15: Millions defy terrorists and vote in Iraq December 14: Blanco's fashion flop: Maybe jeans would have helped December 11: Don't drink milk, but eat Cheetos...The Schmuck of the week December 9: A well-hung Santa, literally December 6: Saddam Hussein: The madman's words December 5: Merry something! The Christmas time Schmucks of the week December 3: Ground Zero during Christmas bed bugs go wild...woman gets a face transplant! November 30: Hillary Clinton set to battle video game cannibals! November28: The dying stardom of Cindy Sheehan November27:Tis the season: The Schmucks of the week. The holiday shoppers November25: Black Friday gets frightful: Fights from sea to holiday sea Thanksgiving 2005: By plane, by train, by automobile: America comes home November 23: Thanksgiving coming...along with snow...Bush pardons a turkey...Vatican rules for gay priests November 21: Bush in China...locked doors keep him trapped November 20: The Schmuck of the Week: Congresswoman Jean Schmidt November 19:
Bush in China, Anniston nude...Kara Borden's family funeral...Madonna's hands down her pants on stage. All in a day;s schmuckraking.. November 17:
Illegal immigrant bust in Pennsylvania November 15:
Johnny Cash actor not crazy...many Hollywood stars are...much more.. November 14: Schmuck of the week: Pat Robertson and Bill O'Reilly November 12: Anger of the president--after he can't get to bed by 10! November 11: HALLOWEEN producer Moustapha Akkad dead in Jordan bombing November 10: Pat Robertson tells Dover, PA that they are on the eve of destruction November 9: Terror in Jordan November 8: Paris riots, day thirteen November 8: French response to violence: Curfews November 7: The Schmuck of the week, Paris still burning, and more November 6: DO you hear the people sing? The riots continue in Paris..Jailbird break for death row inmate...Bush has lousy trade summit...fear over shirts... November 6: Debate on Schmuckraker.com over Paris riots.. November 5: Riots in Argentina November 4: Riots in Paris November 2: Senate Dems invoke "Rule 21" October 31: THE HALLOWEEN BOX OFFICE: SAW 2 HAS HUGE WEEKEND October 28: FITZGERALD SHOWS HIS CARD: LIBBY INDICTED October 27: HARRIET GETS MIERED October 26: The indictments are coming! Day four.. October 25: The indictments are coming! Day three.. October 25: The indictments are coming! Day two.. October 24:The indictments are coming! October 23:THE SCHMUCK AGAIN: MILLER MAKES IT A SECOND TIME October 22: FITZGERALD IN THE FEEDING FRENZY; WILMA SET TO STRIKE; 93 YEAR OLD MAN HITS PEDESTRIAN THINKING HE FELL FROM THE SKY October 20: TOM DELAY DOING NEW TOOTH WHITENING COMMERCIAL? October 19: BUSH: WHAT ME WORRY? October 18: HYSTERIA DC: RUMORS FLY OVER PLAMEGATE SCANDAL October 16: Schmucks of the week: Miller and the TIMES October 15: The Iraq vote: Purple fingers seen again October 14: Bono anger at US politicians...NBC Today show red-faced over canoe mishap...Melissa Ethridge admits she had pot while getting cancer treatments October 13: Bush falling apart: The staged event causes raised eyebrows October 12: Posse Comitatus goodbye? Dick Cheney as Mr. Magoo? October 11: Why is UNICEF bombing the Smurfs? October 10: Great schmucks in history: The men who came up with 'Columbus Day' October 9: New Orleans police beating caught on tape October 8: DEAD DUCKS IN ROMANIA: BIRD FLU SPREADING? October 5: Bird is the word: Bush wants use of military in case of Avian flu outbreak in U.S. ... October 4:Order in the court! Bush picks Miers... October 3: Grand Old Schmucks of the week October 2: China celebrates 56 years of Communist rule, and apparently the AP does, too October 1: Studios finally admit: It's the lousy movies that is making the box office drop September 30: The not so grand Grand Old Party September 28: BROWNIE, DON'T BE A HERO September 27: Give me gas, gale! The gas crunch gets worse September 25: RITA WRAP UP: NOT THE STORM THEY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE September 24: KATRINA WHO? BUSH VOWS TO ACT DIFFERENT WITH RITA September 23: WHERE IS RITA GOING? September 22: THE UNCERTAIN PATH: STALLED BEFORE THE STORM
September 21: HURRICANE RITA: HELL IN THE GULF September 20: The birth of another deadline hurricane: Rita September 19: A special offer from 21nickels.com September 18:
LET THEM EAT TATORS! THE CORRUPT SCHMUCK, ROBERT MUGABE September 17: The interesting story behind the Bush bathroom break photo September 16: GUARDIAN: CHINESE COMPANY USING SKIN FROM DEAD CHINESE PRISONERS FOR UK BEAUTY PRODUCTS September 14: Walmart lawsuit, Bush's admission, and goodbye summer September 13: Confirmation Consternation: The hearing of Judge Bean September 11: Four yeras after 9/11, America's government showed weakness September 10: POST KATRINA LEADERS: THEY ALL FAILED September 9: "GO FUCK YOURSELF" SHOUTED AT DICK CHENEY September 8: Post Hurricane Bush: Has the bottom fallen out? September 7: Who is to blame? September 6: The inside story on the new battle of Intelligent Design September 5: The aftermath: The media strikes back September 4: CHERTOFF FACES TOUGH QUESTIONS September 3: Who was to blame during Katrina disaster? September 2: This is America...the country shines but the government is in question SPECIAL REPORT: THE CAVALRY HAS ARRIVED
... A CITY ON EDGE: 'URBAN WARFARE' IN THE BIG EASY SPECIAL REPORT: Now comes the snakes and alligators... SPECIAL REPORT: THE WORLD WATCHES MODERN HORROR
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GAS PRICES SOAR SPECIAL REPORT: THOUSANDS FEARED DROWNED IN THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS SPECIAL REPORT: AMERICA, IN THE 21ST CENTURY, WATCHES MODERN HORROR SPECIAL REPORT: NEW ORLEANS, SOUTH, HIT HARD BY FLOODS; 80% OF NEW ORLEANS UNDER WATER! SPECIAL REPORT: HURRICANE VICTIM ANSWERS A QUESTION FROM FOX'S SHEP SMITH: "NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS" SPECIAL REPORT: KATRINA HITS SPECIAL REPORT: KATRINA READY TO HIT NEW ORLEANS August 28: CO SCHMUCKS OF THE WEEK: ROBERTSON AND SHEEHAN August 25: PENTAGON TO CLOSE 'CROWN JEWEL' ARMY HOSPITAL WALTER REED MEDICAL CENTER .. August 22: THE BITTER EMPLOYEE, THE BITCH DOG, AND THE SCROTUM BAG. BUT WHICH ONE IS THE SCHMUCK OF THE WEEK? .. August 20: Four more years in Iraq? Bush takes Tour de France; Video of missile strike on US warships, more.. August 18: GREEN DAY AND OTHERS LINE UP AGAINST BUSH.. August 16: Israelis ordered: Leave the Gaza Strip.. August 15: Frustrated farmer fires shots at Bush protesters....Schmuck of the week... August 13: High gas prices ... fresh terror warnings ... fresh warnings to Iran... fresh warnings from the Schmuck Raker over spider bites... August 11: Creationism rift at Vatican... August 9: A lost voice...a lost time. A generation loses a newsman... August 8: PETER JENNINGS DEAD August 7: SCHMUCK OF THE WEEK: RAY HULTMAN AND ELEANOR COOK August 6: Hiroshima: 60 years later, the world has changed August 4: SHUTTLE COMMANDER SAYS SHE SEES DESTRUCTION OF THE EARTH FROM SPACE, BOB NOVAK CRACKS UP ON LIVE TV August 2: MIRACLE IN CANADA: AIR FRANCE CRASH, ALL SURVIVE July 31: NASA: THE SCHMUCK OF THE WEEK July 29: BUSH TO THE RANCH! The nude allowed into Leopold Museum in Vienna for free! July 27: NASA CONTINGENCY PLANS FOR THE WORST; 'WATERMELON EATIN CONTEST' CONTROVERSY...POPE'S HOUSE NOW HOUSE FOR NUDISTS July 26: CONTROVERSY AFTER 'GHETTO TALENT SHOW' FEATURES WATERMELON EATING CONTEST July 25: HEAT WAVE STRIKES U.S. July 24: SCHMUCK OF THE WEEK: THE NAMELESS FACE July 24: LANCE ARMSTRONG'S SEVENTH HEAVEN July 23: URBAN OUTFITTERS SHIRT CREATES CONTROVERSY July 22: TERROR HITS RED SEA July 21: MORE LONDON TERROR, SUDAN ROUGHS UP NBC REPORTER July 18: 'FREEDOM BUNKER' CAUSES CONTROVERSY July 16: SICK: T-BALL COACH ALLEGEDLY PAID ANOTHER PLAYER $25 TO TO HURT MENTALLY DISABLED TEAMMATE! July 15: HILLARY TARGETS GRAND THEFT SEX July 14: THE TOYBOY AND THE GRANNY...AND THE CASTRATED RAPIST July 13: CLINTON PLANS HIS OWN WORLD SUMMIT! July 10: THE SCHMUCK OF THE WEEK: PENNSYLVANIA'S GENERAL ASSEMBLY July 10: THE BIG ONE! NO RECORD OF CATEGORY 4 HURRICANE EVER HITTING FLORIDA PANHANDLE OR ALABAMA July 7: TERROR STRIKES LONDON: SPECIAL REPORT July 7: DAY AFTER OLYMPIC CELEBRATIONS, LONDON ROCKED: TERROR STRIKES UNDERGROUND NETWORK AND THREE BUSES DURING MORNING RUSH HOUR!! July 5: NEW DOLPHIN SPECIES DISCOVERED IN AUSTRALIA July 4: HOLY HELL: WE CRASHED INTO A COMET! July 4: America: 229 Years Young July 2: Mike Edwards hits a homer, Live 8 wrap-up, Karl Rove the leaker?? LIVE 8 Rocks World O'CONNOR LEAVES THE COURT Bad reviews for WAR OF THE WORLDS, naked women with PETA June 27: The entire Supreme Court should retire! June 26: Schmuck of the week: The uninformed American June 25: John McCain would beat Hillary in match-up: Poll June 25: Three New Jersey boys found dead in trunk of car June 24:The weather heats up Government: Take thy home Bad news Wednesday Exclusive: Photos in Iraq. Bush in trouble.. Nipples flowing freely on YAHOO photo wire.. Durbin: Schmuck of the week Batman Begins soars at box office Dick Durbin: The schmuck of the week Krishna Rajanna, an abortion doctor that gets 'into' his work MICHAEL JACKSON GETS OFF: A FREE MAN! SOMETHING The schmuck of the week: An unknown busboy from Florida Suspects in Holloway kidnapping maintain innocence.. Missing teen: What happened to Holloway? "Mrs Smith" to quit movies?? Africa asks will you help me; Bono likes Bush; Despres beheads and enters US... 6/5/05: The Schmuck of the week: We are.. Tom Cruise WAR OF THE WORLDS premiere shut down over piracy fears.. Newsweek was right? Quran incidents confirmed.. Mayor Streets faces the music over Live 8 in Philly Deep Throat Revealed, Christian Slater arrested SCHMUCK OF THE WEEK: Anette Pharris EU-P.U.: THE FRENCH REVOLUTION (AND THE SCHMUCK(S) OF THE WEEK) Viagra causes blindness!! The Patriotic Americans Boycotting Anti-American Hollywood: The "SCHMUCK OF THE WEEK!" BOXERS OR BRIEFS! U.S. CONDEMNS TIGHTY WHITEY SADDAM PHOTO NEWSWHOOPS!: MAGAZINE REPUTATION SUFFERS AFTER QURAN BLUNDER SCHMUCK OF THE WEEK: NEWSWEEK MAGAZINE BREAST-FED TIGERS DEAD FROM DEHYDRATION (you read this right, breast-fed tigers) President Bush, have Confederate Flags, Cuban Che Guevara, and the Soviet Flag FIRST EVER 'SCHMUCK OF THE WEEK'
IS...MOM'S KIDS THAT THINK TAKING HER OUT TO EAT WILL BE A CALM, NICE EVENT The original Schmuckraker The Pope Nears Death A tale of two wars Full moon over Florida: Deathwatch in Florida Wheels of Justice slowly turn in Schiavo case Bad reporting by the HORROR-REPORT? Decree of death: Schiavo rulings set wheels in motion HATS OFF! THE HORROR-REPORT TURNS 4 Ask not what your blog can do for you... Bush secret tapes now public... Blogs expose nude Guckert.. Soldier's life ends far from war.. Sizemore's penis stunt North Korea asks for ban of TEAM AMERICA
QUESTIONS OVER 'JEFF GANNON' CONTINUE Tanned...rested...ready??! They call this the Pope!?
WEEKEND AT JOHN PAUL'S: MAGAZINE DETAILS HOW THE POPE ALMOST DIED THE KIDS AREN'T ALRIGHT: STUDENTS THINK PRESS HAS TOO MUCH POWER! The Pope attacked by a white dove! Pope fights off peace dove... The "Big Apple" now on eBay! The backstory of the 'big apple'... SMILE SENATOR, YOU'RE ON DOCTOR FRANK MILNAR'S WEBSITE! HORROR-REPORT: AN ICE STORM IN WINTER WHITE NOISE trashed by critics.. Rumors in the world swirl about why the tsunami realllllly happened
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